Another date with the colonel this weekend. She's pretty, but somewhat of an odd duck. We stepped into a bookstore last time we went out and I pointed to "50 Shades of Gray."
"There you go," I said. "Some light reading back at the base."
"Hmm," she said, with that serious commanding officer voice. "I'm not really into S&M."
I was hoping for some elaboration as to what she WAS into, but none was forthcoming. So I continued: "Oh, is that what it's about? That explains why the audio version is read by Fran Drescher."