I'm not at all happy with Match.com. It is overrun by phishy con artists trying to lure me into I don't know what. Not to sound like Groucho Marx, who was suspicious of any country club that would have him as a member, but why would a 30-year-old hottie in Miami be writing to me?
Here's an IM I just got from one such "woman":
"hi i saw your picture and it looks pretty awesome..could you be interesting in chatting?"
"Sorry, I'm preparing for my appearance before a bankruptcy judge. I don't have time right now."